Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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I was in the gardening centre, when an assistant came over and asked meif I wanted decking!
How we laughed when I told him I already had some decking in my garden!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:00,
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That's nothing, I was in a tailor's shop, buying a pair of trousersHe asked me if I wanted a belt, and I replied that I already had several fine leather belts hanging in my wardrobe. How we laughed.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:12,
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I was in a prostitutes and was asked if "I wanted some, cunt"Blah blah ad infinitum.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:46,
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I was in x and someone said y.z.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:56,
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I went into a bakersand asked for a loaf of bread.
"Brown or white?" asked the baker.
"It's OK" I said, "I have my bike outside".
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I was in the canteen at Broadcasting Houseand the girl behind the counter said "Can I help you, Sir?"
"It's OK" I said, "My friend lives in Somerset."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:27,
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I was in the gardening centrebuying a pair of trousers,and was asked if "I wanted some, cunt"
"It's OK" I said, "I have my bike outside".
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