I'm one of 5
with two sisters and two brothers, and we like to prank each other.

There are big pranks, like decorating the outside of each others' houses on significant birthdays, and little ones, like the horrible 2' high ceramic owl I'm going to glue to the outside of my second elder sister's front room windowledge next week, looking in.

I also have a huge plastic 'MALE CHANGING ROOM' sign salted away from when I worked at a gym. Not sure yet how to deploy it, except that it must be placed in close proximity to my eldest sister. I wish she still had her camper van!

My immediate younger brother and I constantly take the mutual piss.
When we both ran knackered vans some years ago, the gearbox bellhousing on mine cracked.

Bro told me that it was in fact called the bell END. He couldn't believe his good luck when he learned that I'd rung up several scrap yards after a Transit Ford engine bell end, yes, a bell end, please, and I couldn't understand why the staff were falling about laughing. Bastard.

Today I gave him and his wife a costly ceramic figure for xmas. They were delighted. I then handed his missus a beautifully-wrapped, bulky parcel, which containd ten pounds of fresh carrots for her pet rabbits. Disappointingly, she found that a lovely, thoughtful gift! Curses.

Eldest sister is a bit of a Hyacinth Bucket - likes to go on holiday and brag about it. When I hear she's going away yet again, I text her house phone with 'Fuck off to Portugal/France/Spain then, you fucking slag!' and there's nothing she can do about it.

It was Eldest Sister, in fact, who was the subject of the V-sign at the funeral. Possibly my finest moment.

Constant sibling mickey-taking - the way forward.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:44, 2 replies)

*click*
For the ceramic owl on the window ledge looking in.

I'd quite like one of those.
(Burt Burt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:01, closed)

Hehehehe
Now I know what to do with the 25cm tall ceramic cat that my Aunt gave me one Christmas...My ex couldn't bear to be in the same room, he said it had "evil eyes". He now lives 3 floors up in an apartment block...and sometimes he leaves me unsupervised in the flat, it's an accident waiting to happen, I say..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:55, closed)