Oh god, where to start?
I'm the eldest of 5, 4 boys and 1 girl, so here is, in no particular order the (mostly) complete list of injustices that we have commited to each other over the years!

*When my sister was about 4 I made a slide for her out of a table and peice of wood. The wood was stuck through with nails and she still has a scar on her cheek to this day.

*Theiving a tin of buiscits, scoffinf them all and blaming it on the others, causing my parents to cancel easter chocolates for them

*Holding my youngest brother over the edge of his bunkbed, with a pillowcase over his head and then dropping him. Of course he was still over the bed, and only fell about a foot, but he didn't know that

*one of my brothers inadvertantly caused the second youngest to swallow a 50p so that he had to go to hospital to have it removed and missed a chunk of his holiday in france

*Coating various items of food in tabasco

*Hiding the toilet roll

*charging money for location of said toilet roll

*The younger two have taken to slapping each other round the back of the head and shouting "Useless cow!" after watching that rather saddening Barnado's ad

*Various attempts to terrify the younger ones while they sleep by faking monster noises and kidnappings

And that's about all I can think of at the moment!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:30, Reply)