I am
The oldest child of three children, I have 2 younger sisters. We get along now ok but we do have confrontations now and then when I'm back at home (e.g at christmas time...)

When I was about 13, sister A comes to me telling me that the computer's broken. It had got a blue screen and wouldn't do anything.
I convinced her (who was 8 at the time) that getting the blue screen on a computer meant that she had broken the computer and caused the millenium bug that everyone had been taking about...Dad wasn't pleased.

I convinced the same sister about 4 years later that when she accidentally put the IE Icon in the recycle bin that she'd deleted the internet.

At age 15, I wrote DRINK with lipstick in big letters across sister B's pretend makeup doll(one of those big plastic heads which you put makeup on to practice.) I got a few smacks and was told to wash it off, which took a while even with soap...

However it's not all one sided, sister B took all my 'Where's Wally' books (which I used to love) when she was about 6 and practiced writing her name hundreds of times in them.

Sister A and B occasionally used to gang up on me and convince Mum that it was me who had hit them, broken one of their toys (so they could get a new one) etc

I'm sure there's loads more stories but they're the ones that stick out in my mind :-)

In any event, they want me to buy booze for them now so they've got to be nice to me.

I suppose all in all, we're normal siblings and have all turned out ok, can definitely say that being the eldest is by far the best- can arse around then run away to uni by the time they are old enough to have REAL revenge.

Unless they hold grudges for a loooong time...
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:47, 3 replies)

I really hope that
the DRINK episode was Father Jack-inspired. *click*
( Maladicta, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:51, closed)

Yeah it was.
I felt the need to spread his message
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:14, closed)

be afraid
As the youngest of 4, I can confirm that we do hold grudges for a looooong time.
(entry_level_adultette, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:08, closed)