Secret Boy
I have one younger brother. In many ways he is very similar to me and we get on extremely well- in fact we had given up on random fraternal violence by about the age of six and four respectively. We differ in one interesting respect though.

My brother is Secret Boy.

This manifests itself in a complete inability to divulge useful information about himself. It isn't malicious as such, just a combination of absent mindedness and a belief it isn't really important. As an example the nature of his job was a mystery until comparatively recently and even then it came as a surprise the last time I was up to see him to find that far from working for a particular group of a local legal services commission, he does in fact run it. Other highlights include, a fling with an ex girlfriend of mine mentioned here ( www.b3ta.com/questions/pleasereleaseme/post168557) and this Christmas arriving at my parents and only mentioning at that point that he was off to Spain shortly after Christmas with a girlfriend we had no inkling of until then. It could of course be front and he's Jason Bourne but I prefer to think of him as being a bit out of touch.

He's ace though and I wouldn't swap him.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:30, Reply)