Pissing little brother
My younger brother used to be too scared to go down the dark corridor at night to use the toilet so used to piss in a variety of things in his room, rendering them unusable. His castle grayskull was the first receptacle of choice, then a giant bag of lego which made all the pieces stick together. Once when we were coming back from france on the hovercraft, on a particularly choppy crossing, he went off to the toilet only to return ten minutes later covered in bruises and piss and bawling his eyes out. Poor bastard had been thrown round the cubicle like a pea in a tin whilst trying to piss. He now works for Bloomberg.
(Twenty Camels, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:51, 2 replies)

eugh
I once had a similar experience. The crucial difference was I was with my father on the trip and the sea was immensely rough. So he has to go to the toilet to chunder, but I was only 5 years old, so me made me come with him to the cubicle.

So he starts sicking up red wine. I am so traumatised by this that I am then sick. Then he is sick again, then I am sick again, whilst dodging the existing sick seeping into the cubicle from other cubicle dwellers with the rolling of the boat. It was like a frigging vomit feedback loop.

We emerged ashen-faced to Fishguard. My father swearing off alcohol (for at least 2 hours) and me swearing off being in a rolling cubicle with my dad being sick.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:56, closed)

pissing and vomiting
haha, once or twice when i was much younger, maybe 7 or 8, i can't remember why, maybe there was a spider in the bathroom (i must have been arachnophobic for years now), i have peed out the window of my bedroom. i suppose that's kind of embarrassing. i really don't care though :)


re pv: crossing from perth (australia not scotland) to rottnest island, on a catamaran, the seas on the outward journey were horrible, huge waves and there's us in this enclosed tin can, bouncing up and down, me and my mum trying not to vomit, and my younger brother absolutely LOVING it, like it's the best roller coaster ever.
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:48, closed)