SiblingsBrothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.
Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
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I could go on all day but...As it is the festive season I will choose the biggest of all evils my sister laid upon me - and the earliest I remember... swirly lines, all the rest of it..
Twas when I was probably 3 and a bit years old (which makes it 17 years ago then... could be a bit of a lie but I digress)... ahem... and my darling older sister led me by the hand to our mum's wardrobe and showed me a hoard of dollies, teddies, prams, etc and said 'Don't tell mummy but this is where presents come from - Santa doesn't exist. HOWEVER, don't tell mummy I told you 'cos she really likes us believing in Father Christmas'.....
Yep - ta sis. Didn't realise that your evil deed had to have me smiling and whooping like a lying so and so until I was about 9 writing a letter to 'Santa' just to keep our mum happy... ROBBED!!
Weep, sob, bleugh... evil witch... nevermind. I got her back.... story to follow :-) Bitch.
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:59, Reply)
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