SiblingsBrothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.
Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
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I left him stinking...I had to wreak vengeance on my older brother - he teased me relentlessly and shaped the barren landscape of my childhood.
As a precocious 8 year old I had to find some way of curbing him - I knew girls were for some reason, important to him all of a sudden so I swapped out his Brut aftershave (new product then - sampler bottles all round!) with vinegar... and when that worked I followed it up with a 1/2 an onion in his bed that night.
My mum went ballistic and had to replace the oniony matress and my brother is very nice to me now and has been for several decades.
See, kids, vengeance DOES work...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 7:45, Reply)
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