Round at my brother's this weekend
he suddenly pipes up with, 'You know Bert, I now watch so much Babestation that I can't get it on with the Mrs unless she's being totally silent, and there's some god awful techno music thumping in the background.'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:42, 9 replies)

Your brother
sounds like a charmer.

Tell him to get in touch.
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:43, closed)

Will do Lusty
I'm spoilt for choice this week., I've got 7 siblings, and the majority of them are unbearable cunts.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:48, closed)

Does she...
... have to do the X Factor contestant-style 'phone me' mime as foreplay?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:53, closed)

Nope
foreplay consists of her climbing into a box, and then wiggling her oversized bottom at his face.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:56, closed)

me mate Sky +'ed an episode of something like that
He did the txt in to two lesbos and managed to get them doing "Bo Selecta" impressions to each other, kept him amused for months that did.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:08, closed)

I want to arrange a time
when all the b3tans tune in to one specific girl on one of those channels, then one of us calls her up and gets her to do the sign of the cock.

Not me though, I can't afford £1.50 a minute.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:10, closed)

£1.50 a minute?
Where are they filming, Harrods?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:11, closed)

Better...
Buckingham Palace...
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:56, closed)

I
thought I hadn't seen old Liz 2 fora bit.
(kitescreech still here, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 20:12, closed)