That's so cool!
With his Z-shaped scar he could be a superhero called captain Z and fight crime and pollution and local government human resources departments.

Oh and Happy New Year Eminem, and PJM.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:22, 1 reply)

Zed or Zee?
Discuss.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:23, closed)

Zed!
Anybody who says Zee will be 'corrected' when I finally get around to building my death ray.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:24, closed)

Zed is correct
You will never get round to building a death ray AICMFP.

Happy new year lovelies x
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:26, closed)

And a happy new year to both of you too

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:27, closed)

I've got as far as sellotaping
a My Little Pony to one of those tennis ball-on-a-string games (what the hell are they called again?).

I'll get there eventually, mark my words, and I'm coming after you first.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:28, closed)

Swingball.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:29, closed)

I knew it was swing something
but I thought ball would be too obvious.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:34, closed)

Izzard
/oldskool
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:27, closed)

I'm hard too
wanna see?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:29, closed)

*peeks from between fingers*
Hello!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:31, closed)

*moves japs eye to mimic talking and throws voice*
Hello!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:33, closed)