Of inappropriate feelings and snoggings
A long time ago I met this hot chick; I was in an ill thought out costume of a certain well known evil regime which she was a bit skeptical of, and we had no idea we were related (we were both given up at birth).

Anyway after a seriously weird evening of antics she invited me back to hers and I was thinking yes i'm in here, next thing I know
I've been conscripted into some rebellion of hers (the 60s are over dear) and its off to a huge battle which I win for her (hey, im definately getting some booty now I figure)... but no, we end up moving to some frozen wasteland where I get half killed by some hairy local, only getting a sympathy snog for my trouble and then she wants to move again.

I figure at this point shes just a prick tease and leave her to it and go off to do the find my destiny thing and move on with my life. Come the end and at the end of it as some search your feelings exercise we go through my family tree and my instructor turns round and tells me shes my sister! I tried to play it cool but all I could think was 'I snogged my sister!' and then someone got wind of it all made a film and now everyone knows my shame *sob*... oh, and *pop*!
(shouldbworking, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 20:14, 5 replies)

Oh God
bindun...
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 21:55, closed)

Sorry
I had you at the first semi-colon, the rest just confirmed it.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 21:59, closed)

Yep
Same here.
(icassu, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:22, closed)

I think
there's been seven or eight star wars ones already, hasn't there?
(meat2veg hello!, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 2:25, closed)

poo
I did a quick look through..... oh well.
(shouldbworking, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 18:35, closed)