Scarpe just reminded me...
When I was naught but a little Empressette, about 18 months old, I had a favorite stuffed toy lamb called Aggy. I took Aggy everywhere with me, and even had to have her next to the tub when I was in the bath.

One day, my parents had taken my older brother (about 8 years old) and I to a lunch party with friends of theirs. We weren't allowed to the end of the garden as there was a big deep pond there, but were allowed to play on the verandah. Where there was a small ornamental fishpond.

I was toddling around, dragging Aggy by the ears, when I went and stared into the fishpond. And dropped Aggy into the water. My brother, seeing this, very kindly went to retrieve my toy. Which involved him kneeling on the edge of the pond and leaning forwards to fish Aggy out. So, naturally, as every toddler would do, I gave him a hearty shove in the arse, pitching him face-first into the water.

This was nearly 25 years ago, I don't even remember the incident, and he still hasn't quite forgiven me. Aggy, I'm happy to report, was fine after a spin in the washing machine.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:19, 4 replies)

Bitch
I feel your brothers pain.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:54, closed)

Would have won
you a heap of cash if someone had videoed it and sent it in to one of them Funniest Video Shows.

Though you probably would have been beaten by some kid wacking an adult in the nuts .....they always win.
(Gordon Shumway, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:41, closed)

I've hit him in the love-pods many times
(not for many, many years though). But my parents didn't have a video camera, so it all came to naught.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:01, closed)

Awesomeness!
That made me spurt pinot onto my keyboard.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:20, closed)