A man walks into a brothel
He goes to the madam "I want to see your finest girls".

"Take a seat sir while I arrange this" the madam says.

So the man sits down and besides him he sees a container.

"Think I'll help myself to a red apple while I wait" he says.

The girls walk in, scream and run out.

The man, annoyed at this goes and sees the madam.

"What's the problem here? All I was doing was eating a red apple" he says.

"You fool, that's not an apple, that's from the abortion bucket!" was her stern reply.
(Chuckman, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:02, Reply)