These two cause much offense here in America


That's the first one.

Number 2, which is really bad (but you have to visualise the ending):
There's a woman with a really smelly pussy, it's so bad that people in the street hold their noses. She goes to the doctor, and everyone in the waiting room is gagging at the fishy smell. The doctor gives her some antibiotics and tells her to come back a week later.
A week later, her pussy smells even worse so she goes back to the doctor. This time the doctor won't let her in his office and after asking the doctor what she should do, he tells her her only hope is to go to church and pray.
So she goes to the church, and she's praying that her fishy stinky pussy smell will go away when all of a sudden a six inch nails appears at her feet. "A miracle, it must be a sign" she thinks, so she looks up and there's jesus on his cross holding his nose.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:46, Reply)