and finally...
Bloke is having a slash in the bog at work, notices a green ring round the base of his donger. He's slightly concerned and confides in a mate, who reassures him.

Don't worry mate, I had the same thing last week. Went for a piss, red ring round the base of my cock. I went to see my GP and he gave me some medical cream, 1 day later it's all gone and I'm fine.

The bloke asks to see the same doctor, and proceeds to show hime hte problem. the doctor says, I'm sorry- a green ring round the base of the cock is very bad, we shall have to amputate your manhood.

Bloke is distraught- 'But my friend came in here last week with a red ring round his cock last week and you gave him some cream and he was OK, why do I have to have my knob chopped off?

Doctor replies 'Ah yes, I remember. the problem is, in his case the red ring was lipstick, in your case it's gangrene.'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 20:27, Reply)