that reminds me,
Leggy Dawn from Accounts storms into the HR office , crying and obviously upset. The HR woman asks her to calm down and explain the problem.

It's Dave, you know Dave from the mail room?

Errrm, no, I don't know Dave, I only came here last week. What's the problem with Dave?

Well, we were in the lift together and he said My, your hair smells lovely.

The HR person is puzzled.....erm..... so what's the problem?

The woman replies 'He's a fucking dwarf!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:03, Reply)