OK...Last three
Three prostitutes were sitting at the bar. The first one said "I can get THREE whole fingers in me!" The second one said "I can get a whole FIST in me!" The third one simply laughed as she slid down the barstool! =S

Two women decided on a sucicide pact, and jumped of a building. Number one landed on the road and it took two days to clean the mess. Number two landed on the lamppost, and it took to weeks to get the smile off her face!

A woman died and went to heavan, where she was given a set of wings. "And my halo?" she demanded of St Peter. "Sorry luv, but you don't get one of those until you've been here 10 years!" The woman scanned the angels ahead of her, and suddenly she noticed something. Pointing she said "So how come Princess Dianna has one then?" and St Pete whisperd "Thats the steering wheel!"
( owain2002, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:14, Reply)