Petals
A man and a woman had three daughters. One day they were curious as to how they got their names.
The first daughter came up and asked "Mummy, why am I called Rose?"
Her mother replied "Well, when you were born a rose petal fell on your head and so we decided to call you Rose."
Then the second daughter came up and asked "Daddy, why am I called Lily?"
Her father replied "Well, when you were born a lily petal fell on your head and so we decided to call you Lily."
Then the third daughter came up and asked "Mmmmnnngh mgh nnngrgh?"
To which her parents replied "Oh, shut up Wardrobe."
(sanity challenged, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:23, Reply)