Another sick one !
3 men are in the pub talking about what they do with the other hand when they are wanking.

First guy says he uses it to fast forward to the best bit in the porn video.

The secong guy says he uses it to flick to the best bits in his porn mag.

The third guy says he is holding a sponge.

The first and second guy look at him in a confused state. A sponge?, they ask, still puzzled.

The third guy says yeah a sponge. Cos i'm giving me kids a bath.
(spookyfish, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 23:43, Reply)