This one made me splutter my pint
I was standing at a bar in the pub when I overheard this conversation between two blokes

"Do you know what? I could have sex with any woman in this pub".

"Oh yeah? How's that then?"

"I'm a rapist".

I pissed myself but none of my friends thought it was funny for some reason (I don't know them anymore)
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 0:05, Reply)