If you're not of a racist disposition look away now...
A woman gets onto a bus, pays the fare, takes her ticket and sits down. After a while there is a loud thud. The woman gets up and asks the driver what the thud was, to which the driver says 'It was nothing, I just ran over a Paki'. The the woman slightly shocked goes and sits back down. There is another loud thud, just after the woman sits down. She again asks the driver what the thud was and the drivers reply is the same 'It was nothing, I just ran over a Paki'. More than a bit concerned the woman returns to her seat. A short while later there are two loud thuds. The woman gets up from her seat and storms up to the driver and demands to know what's going on. The driver turns and says to the woman 'I had to go on the pavement to get that one'.

Sorry.
(Letharge, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 1:09, Reply)