When I was at school 'What's the definition of...' jokes were all the rage
Whats the definition of harsh?
Throwing a grenade under a wheelchairateer and shouting run.

What's the definition of brave?
Spitting through a letterbox, knocking the door and asking how far it went.

What's the definition of stupid?
Throwing a brick through a window and asking for it back.

What's the definition of a rave?
A mongol dancing to a car alarm. Mongol - I'll have none of that spastic or scope bollocks!

*waits for opening of t' fiery chasm*
(Letharge, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 1:40, Reply)