I'm going to burn in hell for these
Q: How do you fit 35 Jews into a Volkswagen?
A: Ashtray

AND

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.


Note: I got these jokes from a Jewish friend, but that doesn't change how much I just damned my ass. Deepest and sincerest apologies.

EDIT: Just remembered.

Q: How do you turn fruits into vegetables?
A: AIDS.

I am so sorry.
(DeadCats, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:23, Reply)