Sorry. Very sorry.
There's an old couple driving behind a truck, when all of a sudden, the truck stops short, hitting the car in front of it. The back doors swing open and bowling balls go flying everywhere. The husband swerves, hits a tree and blacks out.

When he wakes up, his wife isn't in the car. He gets out and starts calling for her. "Sadie! Sadie, where are you?!" After a bit of calling, he goes back up to the road, where he finds Sadie wailing on a bowling ball with her cane.

"Sadie!" he says, "Sadie! What the hell are you doing?"

She says, "I gotta get these niggers before they hatch!"
(DeadCats, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:48, Reply)