i kicked the kid who told this in the testicles.
Q) What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A) See you next month.

Q)what's the best part about fucking a two week year old baby?
A) deep throat from both ends.
Q)worst part?
A)cleaning blood of teh clown suit.

Q)how long does it take to microwave a baby?

A)i don't know, i was too busy jerking off.

And now, for the worlds sickest joke.
- Flipper Babies
(LordFeldo, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 5:29, Reply)