Not too bad...
The town's homliest man walks into his favorite bar and orders a drink.  The bartender looks at him and says, "You look happy!  Is there anything I should ask?"

The man grins at the bartender and says, "I was walking home last night, and there was a woman tied to the railroad tracks!  So I untied her, took her home, and had the best sex of my life!"

"You lucky son-of-a-bitch!" said the bartender, "Was she pretty?"

The ugly man said, "I don't know, never found the head!"
( CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 5:41, Reply)