Yet more
It keeps flowing forth from my mind. Have you ever been scared of yourself?

What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old

What do you get when you cross two black people?
Your ass kicked.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 8:46, Reply)