Perhaps more offensive than sick
I think that this might be the last ejactulation of foulness but I can't be sure

Why do men pay more for car insurance?
Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.

Why do women call it PMS?
Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
You know she'll swallow.
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 8:47, Reply)