Space shuttle explosion special
What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts (Got escorted from the premises when I told this at Kennedy Space Centre)

What were the last words on the Columbia? Who let that bloody woman drive?

Did you know that the pilot's eyes were blue? Yep, one blew this way, and one blew that way

What was the last thing to go through the pilot's mind? The dashboard

What is the favourite drink of Space Shuttle astronauts? 7 Up

Texas police have found a badly burnt penis up a tree... Experts reckon it's a shuttle cock
(Mischeivious_Delinquent_Squirrel, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:10, Reply)