One from Jimmy Carr...
...stuck in my head when I saw him at the Edinburgh Fringe recently:

Q. What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?



A. Being raped.

Does anyone remember the playground joke from the 80s that had the punchline 'only for a chocolate biccie!'? That's the only bit I can remember, but I'm sure it was offensive in some way.
(Bimdian, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:23, Reply)