Told this one in the pub, then realised a table of Australians sitting behind me
An Australian, South African and an Englishman are having a cool beer in the desert.
The South African finishes his beer, throws his glass in the air and shoots it with his gun. 'In South Africa we have so many glasses, we never have to drink twice with the same one.'
The other two are impressed.
The Australian finishes his beer, and does the same. 'In Australia, we have so much sand, we never have to drink from the same glass twice either, we simply make more glasses!'
The other two are impressed.
The Englishman finishes his pint slowly, then carefully puts his glass down, before shooting both his companions in the guts. As they slowly die, he picks up his glass and says to them 'In England, we have so many fucking Australians and South Africans....'
(lat297, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 11:34, Reply)