Three jokes for you here...
What does DIANA stand for?
Died in a nasty accident... sorry.

Also, Gary Glitter has taken over the England job. He's put Seaman in the under 12s.

Ok, last one. There's this woman who has recently become a widow, but to step herself from becoming sex depraved, she cuts off her husband's dick and sticks it on the wall. Every day, at the same time, she goes and pleasures herself. Anyway, the window cleaner notices that there is a hole in the wall one day, reaches into it and pulls out the dick. He then hears her coming up the stairs, so he panics, and sticks his dick in the hole. He is then pleasured. That night in the pub, the window cleaner is telling his black friend of what happened, so the black guy takes his ladder to the house the next day, climbs up, and sticks his wiener through the hole. At that time, the woman comes to it, screams, shouts "My dick's gone all moldy!" and then lobs it off with a knife. Dirty bitch.
(Keiths Dad, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:07, Reply)