A man walks a child through the woods
The child turns to the man and says 'I'm scared'
The man replies 'You think you're scared, I just posted the same joke as fifty other people and there's an angry mob outside my door threatening to Bum Fuck me with a giant brontosaurus cock before peeling off my skin and rubbing salt onto me seeping wounds... whilst making me watch Neighbours...
(lat297, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:11, Reply)