im sorry! shouldnt take the piss!
the police arrive at the sight of a horrific road accident where there is only one survivor, a downs-syndrome girl. The police realise they have to interview her but know they have to be very careful

Policeman: So, who was in the car with you?
Girl (you do the voice!): Mummy, daddy and sister
Policeman: OK, so what was daddy doing when the crash happened?
Girl: Drinking, lots of beer!
Policeman: (slightly startled) OK so what was your mummy doing?
Girl: Punching daddy, telling him no drinking
Policeman: So what was your sister doing at that time?
Girl: Screaming, coz mummy punching daddy!
Policeman: OK one last question. What were you doing when the crash happened?
Girl: DRIVING!
(Wibbly Pig, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:19, Reply)