What's the difference 'tween a Porsche and 10 dead babies?....
What? You've read it already? FIFTEEN TIMES??? Wow. I didn't think people'd be daft enough to repeat themselves....

Oh well... erm... ok ok ok... I've got one. Why do you put a baby in to the blender feet first?

Surely... no... Not that one.. I though I was the only one in the WORLD to know that one!!!.

Damn...

Ok then... this is the Classic... My mate made this up and never ever told anyone but me....

What's the best thing about fucking 26 year-olds?... Hang on... I screwed it up... I was meant to WRITE the number.... I'll try that again: What's the best things about fucking twenty-six year olds?....

You're KIDDING me? They've all been repeated??
NEVER!!!!

Well... *HINT* maybe I'd better read what other's have written first... that way, maybe I can avoid looking like a frikkin Limp-wristed Tail-gunning Doe-Eyed Leather-Clad 'Tard.

(and weetobix... you SHOULD be sorry... my "whoooof" noise was sooo superior ;o)

*gets off the orange box and continues to whack off to daytime TV*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:43, Reply)