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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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It's been a week since Freddy Mercury's funeral and his boyfriend walks into the local curry house, carrying Freddy's ashes in an urn.
Waiter "how can I help you sir?"
Boyfriend "I would like you to make me the hottest curry and can you please mix Freddy's ashes in with it."
Waiter " of course, but why would you want me to do that?"
Boyfriend "So that I can feel Freddy slip out my arse just one more time"
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:45, Reply)
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