A new father
is at home with his newborn son while a nurse is upstairs seeing to the mother.
The nurse walks into the bathroom to get a towel and finds the father giving his son a bath. "Aww, how sweet!" she thinks, but when she gets closer, she sees he's got 2 fingers up the baby's nostrils and is moving him up and down the bath in a figure of 8 pattern.
"What are you doing??", the nurse shrieks! "That's not the way to bathe a baby!"
"Listen", replies the man, "It bloody well is when the water's this hot!"
( Weetobix, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:54, Reply)