I can't be bothered searching to see if it's here...
An old lady dies and goes to heaven, when she gets to the Pearly Gates St. Peter
tells he that she's been so good in her life she can have anything she wants.
She has a quick look around and says "I'd like a Halo like Lady Diana has"

St. Peter replies "That's not a Halo love, that's a steering wheel."
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:30, Reply)