Two Kids...
Are playing in a corn field. They follow "animal tracks" to a flattened patch of Corn in the middle of which is lying a "cow's teat"

Being well-braught-up kids, they go running happily to the farmer and say, "Mr Wurzle!!! We found a Cow's teat in the field, and figured it must have been yours... here it is!!!" *kid proudly holds up the saggy pink latex item*
The farmer nearly panics, but manages to keep his cool and says "Thanks Lads.. erm... Daisy's been missing that for a couple of days... she'll be glad to have it back. Err.. here's a quid... why not go get yourselves some Chocolate eh?"

As the intrepid 6 year-olds rush off to the shop, one remarks to the other.... "do you rekon he'd have given us a fiver if we'd not drunk the milk in it?"

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Disclaimer
Apologies for not using the following words: Blender, Hypothermia, Baby, or any phrases such as "cot death". I'm sure somone will satisfy your need very soon, so relax.....
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:42, Reply)