Just a Few...
Q: What's green and brown and goes up and down?
A: A dead baby in a lift.

Q: What's the best part of shagging twenty-five-year-olds?
A: There's twenty of them.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: The seven-year-old in my basement.

Q: What's the worst part of nailing a baby to a wall?
A: Having to pry it off again every time you're horny.

...and finally, the most evil joke of all time:
Q: What's the worst part of raping five-year-olds?
A: Washing the blood out of your clown suit.

I've got more, I just hope the missus doesn't get to read the pure evil that is the dark side of my sense of humour...
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:53, Reply)