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What’s the difference between Michelle from Pop Idol and Harold Shipman? Michelle's still hanging.

They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman starring Robert De Niro. Title: The Old Dear Hunter.

Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience."
(Mischeivious_Delinquent_Squirrel, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:27, Reply)