Cockle Picker jokes
Seeing as only the one has been posted so far, all be it numerous times.

Cockle pickers wages are to rise to £2 per hour to enable them to keep their heads above water.

Police have found 18 pairs of shoes in Morecambe bay, they were all winkle pickers.

Due to recent bad weather Morecambe council have reviewed their sea defences after they found several chinks in their harbour wall.

One of the Chinese at Morecambe phoned his mum on a mobile before he drowned, she asked where are you ringing from, he replied from the waist downwards!

Police have named 5 of the victims who died at Morecambe Bay at the weekend. They are, 1. Way Ding, 2. Drow Ning, 3. Sin King, 4. Lef Too Dy, and 5. Ty Dis Hi

What's the difference between the tide and immigration officers? At least the tide catches the bastards!

New entry into the Chinese charts, straight in at number 1... The Tide Is High (but I'm holding on)

Because of the recent success of the Chinese cockle-picking trip, it has been decided to open up the trip to Turks, Afghans and Iraqis.

Police have named 4 more of the Chinese cockle pickers, Lin Tu Deep, Swim Lo, Fuk en Nippy and Mee Cants Wim
(Mischeivious_Delinquent_Squirrel, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:29, Reply)