Ticket to Hull on mantelpiece
What's the best thing about shagging two-year olds?

Hearing their pelvis crack

What's the worst thing about licking out a bald pussy?

Putting the nappy back on afterwards

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ?

Acne dosn't come on your face when you're eight years old

(dunno if their already there - I'm not trawling through them all)
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 18:10, Reply)