What's green and got 12 tits?
A garbage disposal bag in a breast cancer clinic.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A quadraplegic in a house fire.

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
Down Syndrome!!

What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!....and O.J walked!

What’s sicker than sick?
Masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
The first couple of times you cough, it's not your phlegm.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
Walking.

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
So it doesn't explode when you fuck it
(Speccy, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 18:47, Reply)