Jokes
Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk?
because it didn't have a face.

Why did the boy fall off his swing?
Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because he was hit in the face with an axe.

What screams and bangs on the glass?
A baby in a microwave.

Not that sick, just plain weird. I'll probably be able to think of more
(Anchoivies, anchoivies, you're so delicious, I love you more than all the other fishes., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 19:31, Reply)