do i care if these have already been posted, you're gonna read these.
Q: What's pink and climbs up women's legs?
A: A homesick abortion

Q: What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A: Having a Miscarriage

Q: Why did Jesus get all the chicks?
A: Cos he was hung like this (holds arms out wide, like crucifixion)

Q: Why did so many black guys die during the Vietnam War?
A: 'cos every time the generals shouted "Get Down" they started dancing.

Q: What's pink and red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby with a carving knife.

Just a note, I'm already going to hell- I told my aunty the joke "What's blue and doesn't fit? A Dead Epileptic". Then I found out she had epilepsy. Bum.(*but I get bonus points? so there may be light)
(CustardCar is riding the back. with a hat., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 22:54, Reply)