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Tell us your jokes.

(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Deeply sorry
These may come over as a tad racist but there really is no other way to tell them, here goes:

What do you call a Paki that doesn't smell? Asif

What do you call a Lesbian Paki?
Mingita (Minge eater)

What do you call a Paki in a Karaoke bar?
Gerupta Singe

Did you hear about the Paki that fucked a Princess?
He burnt his dick on the exhaust pipe.

How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all screw in Cortinas.

What's the difference between a piece of toast and French men?
You can make soldiers out of a piece of toast.

How does Victoria Beckham screw in a light bulb?
Holds it in the socket as the world revolves round her.

That's all for now, What time's the next train to Hell?
(, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 12:25, Reply)

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