Deeply sorry
These may come over as a tad racist but there really is no other way to tell them, here goes:

What do you call a Paki that doesn't smell? Asif

What do you call a Lesbian Paki?
Mingita (Minge eater)

What do you call a Paki in a Karaoke bar?
Gerupta Singe

Did you hear about the Paki that fucked a Princess?
He burnt his dick on the exhaust pipe.

How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all screw in Cortinas.

What's the difference between a piece of toast and French men?
You can make soldiers out of a piece of toast.

How does Victoria Beckham screw in a light bulb?
Holds it in the socket as the world revolves round her.

That's all for now, What time's the next train to Hell?
(Lord of my Ring, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 12:25, Reply)