My 'mate' almost got chucked out of the army for this one...rightly so!
A man was sitting on the bus, and about five minutes into the journey, he felt a huge bump and heard a massive bang

"What was that?" he asked the driver

"Just a paki" the driver shrugged. Another five minutes goes by, and another bang and bump. The driver looks over his shoulder and explained he's just hit another. Just before the mans stop, he feels two huge bumps.

"Did you get two in one then?" the man askes. The driver turned 'round and said:

"Nah, just the one, but I had to mount the pavement to get the bastard!"
( owain2002, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 0:19, Reply)