okay
this one isn't as bad as the other ones but i thought it was kinda funny..

Johnny goes up to his mommy and asks her "Mommy, is there such things as male flies." His mommy replied "Why yes son, there are." Johnny took a moment then asked "Mommy is there such things as female flies?" Now thinking that Johnny was going to want the birds and the bees talk his mommy replied "No, Johnny." Johnny squashes two flies that were on top of one another and says "Fags"...
(DoubleMintBob, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 1:53, Reply)