Little Johnny
Is sucking his Grandma's tit. A touch of white stuff spurted into his Mouth.

'Hey, Grandma' said little Johnny. 'Aren't you a little old to be producing milk?'

'Aw Johnny' said his doting Grandmother. 'That isn't milk, it's cancer'

I told this one, and I got punched in the face, very, very hard, as his GrandMother was recently decased. From Breast Cancer.
(V3lvetPresley, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 10:06, Reply)